Dr. Patrick, could you call Sandy for me? [gives Patrick the phone]
Sure, patient SpongeBob! [Patrick calls Sandy, who is about to head out for SpongeBob's place] Hello, Sandy?
Hiya, Patrick!
I'm calling on behalf of my patient, SpongeBob.
I'm on my way over to take him to the hospital.
Uhh, uhh, that will no longer be required! He is in my care as of today.
Well, I'm coming over to take a look. I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot-
Oh, yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don't bother, Sandy! [hangs up] SpongeBob, quick, Sandy's coming! We gotta make sure you're well, or she'll take ya to the doctor! [runs to the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water] Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
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