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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1

Sandy, Patrick and others in “Suds”

Patrick, you open this door. [Patrick is rolling SpongeBob away] Patrick, sometimes I just don't understand you. [SpongeBob sneezes] Hey! [walks over to Patrick's house] Okay, Patrick, where's SpongeBob?

Uhh, uhh, he's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.

Okay, now tell me, [shows two rocks] since when do you have two houses?

Since I ran out of space to put my stuff.

Uh-huh, yeah. Since when does your house have feet? [SpongeBob's feet are sticking out of the other rock]

This is my mobile home. [SpongeBob sneezes the rock off]

Hiya, Sandy.

[holding SpongeBob's hand] Hmmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

Patrick, SpongeBob has to see a real doctor.

No, he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob! Say 'ahh'.

Ahh... [exhales a green gas that kills all the plants, clams, and everything else in its path]

See? He's even worse than I thought.

[wearing a clothespin on his non-existing nose] What do you mean? He's fine. [Sandy snatches the clothespin off of his nose]

I'm okay, Sandy, really. [sneezes again, enlarging himself more]

I'm taking you to the doctor right now! [rolls SpongeBob away]

Hey, that's my patient! [runs over and pushes SpongeBob the opposite way] You can't take him to the doctor's!

[rolling SpongeBob the other way again] Don't be silly, Patrick!

[carrying SpongeBob the other way] He's mine! [Sandy is log rolling SpongeBob the opposite way]

SpongeBob, you'll be better soon. [Patrick is using a wheelbarrow for SpongeBob]

I'll save you! [Sandy is using SpongeBob as a basketball]

I'm better, guys! Really! [Sandy and Patrick both push him into each other, squeezing him until he launches into the air]

Now look what you've done, Patrick!

What I've done? Everything was fine until you showed up!

You should be arrested for impersonating a doctor!

Hey! I'm a good doctor! Right, SpongeBob? [SpongeBob comes down and rolls away]

Guys!

Huh?

SpongeBob?

I can't stop! [screams while he rolls down a hill] Help me! [Mr. Krabs is cleaning some dimes]

Shiny dimes.

Mr. Krabs!

SpongeBob? [runs out the front doors] Stop, SpongeBob! Stop...!

[SpongeBob stops just in time. Mr. Krabs sighs in relief until SpongeBob sneezes so hard that he releases a cloud of pink bubbles that fill the screen and destroy the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs glares at SpongeBob, who returns to his normal size.]

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