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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1

“Sleepy Time” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“Sleepy Time” · Season 1

In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (4), Gary (3), Patrick (2), Plankton (2), Squidward (1), Sandy (1), Fred (1)

[walks up to Gary's dream cloud] This must be Gary's dream. I'm gonna get a closer look. [jumps into the dream cloud. He falls down into a library] Whoa! Wow. Look at all these books. I wonder where Gary is. [walks past a pile of books] Gary! Huh? [sees Gary, who is now taller and wearing a cape, reading a book. He walks up to him] Excuse me, sir. Have you seen...?

[turns around and gasps] SpongeBob?

Gary?

How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams!

Gary! You can talk!

[sighs] In dreams, one is not tethered by earthly limitations.

What does that mean?

Come. [they walk down an aisle of books] For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm. [picks up a book and reads from it] "Let me not mar that perfect dream by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night that it may come again." Emily Dickinson wrote that.

Who?

[flips a few pages] Here's one you might know. [clears throat] There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.

[laughs] Gee, Gary, you sure are smart.

Did you think my shell was full of hot air?

Well, thanks for the info, Gary. I'm going back to my own dream now. [starts walking away]

Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!

[jumps out of Gary's dream cloud and hops up onto his alarm clock to get into his own; sees Patrick's dream cloud outside the window] I wonder what Patrick's dreaming. [Patrick is stuck to the bottom of his rock, sucking his thumb and snoring. SpongeBob runs over] I can't resist! [laughs and jumps into the dream cloud. Inside, he opens a door to see Patrick rocking back and forth on a 25¢ kiddie ride amidst the blank, white scenery] Hey, Patrick!

Hi, SpongeBob.

[walks over] You know, Patrick, this is a dream. You can do anything you want.

Yup.

I mean anything! Watch. I can turn into a skyscraper. [transforms into the shape of a skyscraper] Going up! Eh? [sees that Patrick is unresponsive and frowns, then perks up again] I can make... [changes back to his normal shape and size, this time with a million copies of himself] A million of me! Eh? Eh?

Yup. [the SpongeBob clones disappear]

Ah, tartar sauce. I'm going to a different dream. [leaves]

Okay. Bye, SpongeBob. [kiddie ride comes to a halt; Patrick reaches into his pocket and pulls out another quarter and goes to put it in the slot, but accidentally drops it and it rolls away] Oh! [the quarter falls into a sewer grate] Shoot, that was my last quarter. [sits on the ride with a dull gaze]

[screams as he gets shot out of Mr. Krabs' dream cloud and into Plankton's dream on a building. The plunger is stuck onto a building] Hey, Plankton's dreaming about Bikini Bottom.

Zap! [zaps a building near SpongeBob and fish: Incidental 93, Incidental 40, Incidental 86 come running out] I see you. [stomps up to another building, twenty times the size of his normal self] Zap! [shoots a green laser out of his eye]

My leg!

I see you. Zap!

Plankton! [tries to get himself untied from the rope around his ankle]

I see you... [SpongeBob gets untied and drops to the ground] Zap! [zaps and disintegrates the building that SpongeBob was on, then walks to the Krusty Krab. People continue to: Fred, and Incidental 73 scream in panic] Oh look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty. [stomps on it] Crush! [picks up the Krusty Krab sign and starts to lick it as if it was a lollipop and walks off] Lick, lick!

[as he runs around] This isn't a dream! This is a nightmare!

Meow! Meow!

[stops and looks. Appears more and more worried.] Gary! Gary! No!

Meow! [Plankton still coming towards Gary making giant step sounds]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Gary! [jumps over to Gary and hugs him] I've got you, Gary!

Peek-a-boo! Here comes my foot! [stomps his foot on SpongeBob & Gary] YEAH! Huh? [lifts up his foot] YOW!

[suddenly turns into a pin] I think he’s got the point. [laughs]

[deflates and shrinks] WHOA!

[SpongeBob walks home into his own dream cloud where his real self is still sleeping]

Ah, that was fun and all, but it's good to be back in my own dream cloud. [goes to sleep] Ah... [wakes up after hearing his friends voices and faces hovering around his head]

[his head starts circling SpongeBob] SpongeBob! [the heads of Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, Pearl and Patrick start surrounding SpongeBob]

HSHeads of SpongeBob's friends

SpongeBob!

[tossing and turning in his sleep] What do you want from me? Leave me alone! No, no... No, no, no, no, no, no! [Squidward nudged and tapped SpongeBob and he wakes up]

SpongeBob!

[screams, then sees his friends stand around his bed, except Patrick] Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?

[Scene now shows Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, and Pearl, who all look angry at SpongeBob.]

No. We are not having a slumber party!

Do us all a favor, SpongeBob, and stay out of our dreams!

AEAll except Patrick

[grumble in agreement]

Take a hike!

Don't we get enough of you during the day?

[in anger] Meow!

[walks in] Does anyone have a quarter? [all stare at Patrick]

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