Yeah, I've been there.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Sir, we're going on a little earlier than we expected because the good samaritian of the year couldn't make it.
Why's that Mike?
Well because he's in jail. Apparently he got all his good samartian juice from his cocain smuggling ring.
Ha this city... Somebody should do something.
(After looking at a picture of Mike kissing Heidi Klum's butt) This used to be my ass Flaherty.
(Looking into a toilet) DUDE!
(In a spacesuit, about to have sex with Heidi Klum) One small step for man, one giant... (stares at Heidi's breasts) Oh dear God, thank you. (jumps and floats in bed) The eagle has landed. (Heidi's bra, Mike's underwear, and a packet of condoms floats across the screen) Space is cool.
(Looking at a picture of James's aunt Sarah) Wow, she was a cow.
Stuart, very nice.
I'm serious, she was an actual cow.
[Mike and Carter are trying to shut off a fan in Paul's office]
Go on without me!
I'm not leaving you behind!
You don't have a choice!
Whatever may occur, I will find you!
How many cigars equal a dead cow anyway?
Twelve.
Look at me Mike. I'm twenty-six, I'm single..., and I'm holding the ashes of a dead cow
(slapping Paul on the but) Way to go Paulie.
[Paul walks away]
It's a lot firmer than you think.
I take my coffee the way I take my women.
SStacy
Are you sure you want to pay $75 for a cup of coffee?
Look, do what I do. Picture Stuart as a new puppy. Is it helping.
Nope, still trying to hump my leg
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