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Madame Web, you don't surprise me anymore. This time I knew it was you.
I see nothing clever in that Spider-Man. You've always been awfully good at deducing things that are pathetically obvious.
Gee, thanks. Uh, don't tell me you teleported all this way just to insult little old me?
[referring to Madame Web]
She wants to make a warrior out of me. Warrior? Me? Heck, I'm still fighting acne!
[Being escorted to his cell]
Man, what a dump! No pool, no stereo, and weirdos everywhere you look!
[to Dr. Ashley Kafka] Don't I get a goodbye kiss, or are you afraid I'm gonna bite?
Hey, you! Shut up!
Hey, man, I could eat you for breakfast!
Oh yeah?! Well, I'd give you indigestion... "man".
[thinking, upon seeing "Ardon Broom"] If that's not Baron Mordo, then I don't stick to walls.
This wasn't your fight! It is now, little man of iron!
Iron Man's the other guy, but thanks for the compliment.
My master. Venom is facing formidable foes. There is a chance that the probe will be lost to us.
Mordo, I leave nothing to chance. The probe will be secured - if not by Venom alone, then with someone else.
Someone else?
When I ordered you to retrieve the symbiote from space, I did so not only because of its strength, but also because... it was about to reproduce!
The symbiote can do that?!
It can, and it has. There is now another.
But to be effective, won't the second symbiote need, as its host, someone as fanatical as Brock?
Yes. Perhaps even more so...
[Kasady is shown laughing in his cell]
This is a symbiote, a living organism. It must bond with you.
And then... I get to be like Brock?
Similar, but different - as different as you are from Brock. Once you bond, it will reflect your hatred for humanity, your lust for destruction.
I'll take it!
It must take you!
[to the symbiote] Come on! What are you waiting for?! I am yours, man! [laughs] We're gonna wreak glorious carnage throughout the land!
Carnage, eh? I like the sound of that! You promised us carnage - deliver it!
[Mordo laughs as the symbiote bonds with Kasady; guards are drawn to the sound of Kasady crying out]
What's wrong?
Kasady is gone! There is only CARNAGE!
[to Carnage] You may be our spawn, but that won't keep us from destroying you!
[appearing between them in astral form] Stop this petty squabble! The master commands you to bring back the interdimensional machine! The Dread Dormammu made you both what you are, and you agreed to help him. Do you dare go back on your word?!
The heck with my word, man! I'm gonna bring this back. [grabs the probe] I can't wait to see the horrors Dormammu's gonna commit when he gets here! [laughs]
[reluctantly] We must... keep our word.
Then hurry, you fools! [vanishes]
[to Venom] You were lucky this time. Mordo won't always be around to save your hide!
[Jameson tries to unmask Spider-Man, but War Machine stops him]
Hold it! I think he looks good in the mask.
What are you doing?! I'm a journalist!
You're also trespassing.
Trespassing?! That's ridiculous! Here's my press badge--
[crushes it in one hand] I don't see no stinkin' badge.
What are you, nuts?! You'll hear from my lawyers! I've got the best!
Spider-Man, please get War Machine to a doctor, immediately.
Tony... I'm sorry I let you down.
Nonsense, my friend. You've softened them up. Now, I'm gonna send someone in to finish the job.
Who's he gonna send?
The guy named Iron Man.
It's all your fault those freaks got that device, Stark! Your security staff is incompetent - and rude too!
They just have a low tolerance for yellow journalism.
"Yellow"?! How dare you use that kind of language in a description of me?!
You use the word "freaks". These are human beings who have an illness.
You make it sound like they have the flu, Dr. Kafka! These monsters must be stopped!
Why, if it isn't our old boss! [picks up Jameson by the leg] Perfect appetizer. [spots Peter Parker] Ah, and here is the main course. [shoot web at Parker Parker tying him to a video camera] This is what we call service!
No, Eddie!
You?
Eddie, listen to me. It's the symbiote that compels you to violence. You must fight its influence.
Yeah, Brock. D-D-D-D-D-D-Don't hurt me. I've always thought the world of you. [Venom gently puts Jameson down as Dr. Ashley approaches him] Stay away from him, Kafka. [crawls away from Venom]
Eddie.
[voice over] Venom's appearance here caught me off guard. [frees himself from Venom's web] But, Dr. Kafka's bought me some time.
You see, you are strong enough. You can reject it.
No, Ashley. Our other is too strong!
[Transferring the souls Carnage has stolen into Mordo's urn]
This is taking FOREVER! I got people to torment!
Transfer is almost complete.
And then we can say hello to Hothead-- I mean, Dormammu?
The urn is not yet full. We need the energy of a few more lives.
Only a few? Too bad... [laughs evilly]
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