Spider-Man quotes

One please, with lots of mustard.

Why's my spider-sense going off?

[pulling out a gun] Don't move!

So are you trying to tell me this thing is bad for my cholesterol?

I hate the sewer! Whenever I have to use it, I'm eternally grateful I wasn't bitten by a radioactive rat.

Anna Watson activated my spider-sense. She must be really mad at me.

We found him for you, Kingpin.

It is you! Nobody believed me, but I knew the famous Kingpin was really my boy Willy.

Kingpin

Wrong! As far as the world must know, "Willy" ceased to exist when you left him in prison! Now it's your turn.

[as the thugs close in] No please! Willy, don't do this!

Alistair Smythe

I knew you were ruthless, but this?

Kingpin

"The sacrifices must be made."

Nice moves!

Mary Jane

Hey, I'm a single woman living in New York. Self defense classes are a must!

Uh, can you guys tell me where the little spiders' room is?

Madame Web

Please get off the floor. I just dusted it for cobwebs.

Ugh, seriously? Madame Web, again?! I'd much rather take Smythe.

Robbie

Randy! [turns on the light] What are you doing?!

Nothing.

Robbie

Nothing? [showing him a gun] You called this nothing? What do you want my own service revolver? Don't you know how dangerous these things are? [Looking at the blue bandana inside of Randy's pants pocket and take it out of it] What is this?! You're not in that gang, are you? ARE YOU?!

What if I am? At least they care about me!

Robbie

And you think we don't?

[restrained from Robbie] The posse's always there for me, like a family. And I'm gonna prove myself to it.

Robbie

Randy, you don't have to-

You just don't understand!

Wow. Looks like Robbie's got the bad news already. [phone's ringing]

Robbie

[Picks up the phone] Hello...?

Tombstone

Hey, homey. What's up?

Robbie

Who is this?

Tombstone

Don't tell me you forgotten my voice, Mr. Straight-Arrow.

Robbie

Lonnie? But, it can't be! I thought you were-

Tombstone

Don't be so sure I'm not. I wanna meet and talk about old times.

Robbie

I-I-I can't right now.

Tombstone

Oh yes, you can. See I especially want to rap about my good friend of mine, a foxy lady by the name of Alisa Silvermane.

What's wrong with Robbie? He looks like he seen a ghost.

Tombstone

Meet me at Veterans Memorial Park: midnight.

Robbie

[Hangs up the phone] Something urgents come up at the Bugle. I have to go.

Yeah. [Imitates Robbie] Something urgents always coming up....

Robbie

You go straight to your room. We'll continue this when I get back. [Walks out of the house door]

Tombstone

I'm gonna prepare a coffin for you. A real flat one, brother!

He ain't my brother, he's heavy!

I don't know why this strange mystic decided to be my adviser, but I really wish she'd just leave me alone and get her own talk-show!

Tombstone

Come down here and fight like a man!

I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider. [Tombstone picks up the railing pole and swings at him while Spider-Man dodges it] Now, why I tell you about playing ball in the house, young man?

You better stay still. Another swim in that chemical soup, and your hair might turn green.

[Runs down the stairs to his father] Dad! Dad, come on! We gotta get outta here before the police come!

Robbie

We're not going to run, son. We're gonna stay here and face the consequences together.

But your reputation–!

Robbie

Don't you see? [Puts his hands on his son's shoulders] You're more important than anything else to me.

[Sobbing] I'm sorry, Dad.

Robbie

I'm here for you, Randy. I'll always be here.

Cletus Kasady, come out and nobody gets hurt.

Cletus Kasady

"Nobody gets hurt"? Man, what fun would that be?!

How can one man hold the entire NYPD at bay like that?

Jonah, Kasady's not a man, he's a monster. He's done things even the Post wouldn't print.

Cletus Kasady

[activating a bomb] In thirty seconds, I'll see you all in-

[snatches the bomb] Thanks, big-mouth! Now I know how much time I have!