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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[blasting at Iron Man] This is for meddling in my affairs!

Careful! They're some kind of mystic bolts!

IMIron Man

Didn't think they were spit-wads!

[Iron Man destroys the probe]

Hey! That belongs to Stark Industries.

IMIron Man

If Tony Stark has a problem, he can take it up with me.

I have been waiting for this moment for some time.

What do you have in mind, a pie-eating contest?

[grabs Spider-Man and begins bear hugging him]

Approximately two percent of my body mass is fat. Allow me to show you what three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle is capable of.

HLHerbert Landon

Why would you help them!?

There's no profit to be made in the destruction of the planet. It's very bad for business.

Doesn't Felicia look radiant?

Maybe to you. But I'm holding the most beautiful girl in the room.

I couldn't agree more.

Uh, Harry.

So you do remember my name.

That's silly, Harry. You're my friend.

If you look up " friend " in the dictionary, it says nothing about stealing away girlfriends.

Listen, I didn't steal-

But you did. And for that, I can never forgive you, ever. Thanks a lot, friend.

He's got to accept the fact that I'm not his girlfriend anymore. I'm going to go talk to him.

[as Jason talks about his decor]

My Spider-sense was right about the danger. I'm in danger of being bored to death!

[To Hobgoblin]

Careful, Hobby. If I go kaboom, your toy goes up too! [Slings a web to swing]

[Knocks down Spider-Man from swinging] The only one who will go "kaboom" is you! I am going to break you in two! [whilst bear-hugging Spider-Man]

He's... crushing... me...!

AWAnna Watson

[to Mary Jane] I still say you're asking for trouble by dating that strange young man--

[suddenly appearing through a portal] Lady, you don't know the half of it!

I held the curtain for you, Spider-Man! I wouldn't want you to miss the show!

Let her go, Osborn! This is between you and me.

I'm not Osborn! I am the Green Goblin!

Well, does Osborn know that you're about to destroy the only person his son Harry cares about?

Harry...?

[re-emerging] She hurt Harry... with you! The two of you plotted together!

No, you're wrong! We're Harry's friends.

You attacked Harry to get to me! The Goblin told me so. Yes, the Goblin takes care of me. He makes life better for me! He's the only one. Nobody else loves me - they all hate me!

[thinking as he swings in an arc under the bridge] Now, while he's Osborn, I've got to make this count...

Quit whining, Osborn! How can I make a man out of you if you're going to--

Osborn!

WHAT?!

[Spider-Man slams into him]

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