Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

You know, I've never been one to seek out the spotlight.

Sorry about this, but if you say "ho-ho-ho" real loud, there's less chance you'll get stuck.

Ouch, I'd hate to see the repair bill on that! Can't you find anybody coordinated to work with?

Huh? Don't tell me the Beluga whales are having a midnight clambake.

Do you want me to web swing you home?

Three minutes under water. Do I get my merit badge?

Nice, I come to the peaceful countryside and I wind up in the Pentagon.

Gotta pick a door, any door. [goes through door] New rule, never visit the Pentagon without a road map.

Okay, so I'm gonna be a little late getting home.

It's possible that this is some kind of intercity midnight ski team, but I don't think so.

Party's over for you crash dummies.

Hey, Bruce, what do you think? It's not wrong for me to want to keep my powers, is it? I knew you'd agree.

Dr. Crawford tries to help me, and I run away. Just like I run away from Mary Jane. Do we sense a pattern here? Bruce, I finally figured out what I'm mutating into, a real jerk.

You're strong. [kicks Morbius down to the ground] Good thing you don't have my spider agility.

Why is it that everything I touch, everything that touches me, is poisoned?