Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

basic structure density,molecular weight,looks it's heat activated. Well, what do you know?

I feel great. Boy, am I glad to be back in my old clothes. And that full moon is perfect for my date tonight with Mary Jane.

How do I manage to find all these nutcases? Where do they come from? And how do I get 'em to go back?

Can't this thing go any faster?

I had to ask.

As soon as I get you out of here, Osborn, I'm gonna go back down this tunnel and find out where we just came from.

Maybe not!

Gotcha! I don't usually pick up strange women.

Aha! Bruce, looks like the Chameleon has arrived. Keep smiling old buddy.

Chameleon, stop! Wow, nice haircut.

This guy's going to ruin my lungs faster than tailgating a Manhattan taxi.

Look at them down there. I bet each one has somebody close. I feel so distant. I have nobody, except you of course. You're always here for me. You're rock solid! And best of all you laugh at all my jokes. Bruce, you're a heck of a guy. But I do wish I had someone a little prettier to talk to. Maybe Felicia Hardy.. And there's Mary Jane Watson.. What am I thinking? How could anybody commit to a guy who sneaks off to crawl on walls?

I go to sleep for one lousy day and I wake up in the Twilight Zone.

Hold it, horn-head, you didn't fill out a withdrawal slip!

Well, aren't you a handsome gent?

Oh don't worry, nutjobs. I had words with that snitch Parker, and now I'm gonna take care of you. [to himself] Oh, right. For starters, I might just drown you in nervous sweat!

Smooth, just the way I planned it.

Whoa, talk about wearing flashy clothes.