[Café Monet]
Girls, can I just say, you both look fantastic.
[chuckles] Oh, thanks, girlfriend. We've been working out and dieting, you know. Not cheating like that bitch Harriet.
Well, it's great you guys are doing it the natural way and we don't have to deal with Harriet anymore.
[angrily barges in, having thrown up on herself] There you are, you goddamn bitch! I will take you to court, fat whore!
Harriet, I do not like your tone.
You knew I was gonna steal your poo, and so you tainted it, didn't you?!
What are you talking about?
I have been shitting and throwing up all day! It has to be from your feces!
So you DID take my poo, huh, Harriet?
That's beside the point now!
Oh, is it? 'Cause the girls told me you called me the C word the other day!
Oh, you're all backstabbing bitches now?!
Fuck you, Harriet!
Oho. Okay ladies, come on.
Just admit it! I can't stop puking and shitting because of what you did to me! [Laura begins to moan before she, too, starts throwing up and poops her skirt with projectile force; shocked] What the fuck?!
You thought you were such hot shit, Harriet. We took the leftover feces from your house and put it up our asses with a turkey baster! Oh- Oh God! [moves away from the table and projectile-vomits, then has to lean over on a chair as she is unable to hold in her diarrhea and squirts it out around other diners, also splashing her now-infected vomit on everyone in the diner, as all the girls in the group but Sheila are now vomiting and soiling themselves uncontrollably]
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