Hey, where's Shelley?
Shelley hasn't come out of her room in two days.
Why?
You know why, Randy.
[sighs] Yeah. Yeah. [walks upstairs and enters Shelley's room] Hey, Shelley? Can I talk to you for a minute?
What do you want?
Come on, kiddo. Come talk with your old man, huh? Come on now. [Shelley leaves her desk to sit on her bed next to Randy] Shelley, we need to talk about your marijuana problem. You know, what's your problem with it?
I hate marijuana!
Yes, we all know, but ugh, why?
It stinks, and it makes everyone in this town dumber than they already are!
Shelley, the truth is, some of the most important people in the world smoke weed. Did you know that Snoop Dogg smokes weed?
Yes, everyone knows Snoop Dogg is a stupid pothead!
Ugh, way more people enjoy marijuana than you think, okay? Okay, who's your idol? Who do you most look up to in the whole world?
Serena Williams.
Total stoner. High as a kite. Every tennis match.
No, she's not!
You don't know that, Shelley! Now you're just making assumptions!
Everyone in this country is getting dumber, and I wish Marijuana was illegal again!
Shelley! Okay, look. The thing is, this problem you're having with marijuana? It's just got to stop, okay? We're working on out Tegridy Farms Halloween Special, okay? Nobody wants a giant bummer ruining it! I love you!
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