Officer Brown, Butters and others in “Tegridy Farms Halloween Special”

Butters Stotch?

Butters

Yes sir?

We want to ask you some questions about what happened in town last night.

Butters

What... happened in town?

People were attacked by an ancient Egyptian mummy. It killed five people and destroyed everything it could.

Butters

Oh, uh, a mummy, huh? That's, that's weird.

Oh, you just think that's weird? Because the mummy said you two got in some kind of altercation last night.

Butters

What? The mummy talked to you?

Is it true, sir, that you and the mummy "got into an argument over a gift you didn't seem to appreciate"?

Butters

There was no argument. I just said I already had it and I'd give it to a friend.

A present that the mummy got for you?

Butters

I, I just got-

You can see how that could be pretty hurtful.

Did you throw the mummy out of your house?

Butters

No! I didn't throw the mummy out of the house! The mummy got all pissed off at me and left!

You're gonna have to share in the damages here, son.

Butters

But I didn't do anything wrong! Okay, look, officers, I think... I'm under some kind of curse.

Well, that's what the mummy told us about you.

You got a summons to appear in court. Until then I just suggest you and the mummy stay away from each other. [rips out the ticket citation and places it on Butters' forehead]