I'll get you, Tom Cruise! [hops on him and wrestles him]
Hey look! Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back.
[everyone stops and gasps. The "CENSORED" bar disappears and Tom is shown again]
What did you say?!
Oh yeah. Tom Cruise does have Seaman on his back.
I guess maybe Tom Cruise likes Seaman.
[everyone chuckles.]
[straightens up] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [Sea-Man gets off his back] You're not supposed to be able to make fun of me anymore! What the hell's going on?!
[on the rafters with a jet pack on his back] I'll be back, Super Best Friends! [tales off through an open door on the roof.]
Who's the creepy ginger kid?
Reiner, you said the goo machine would work! But I got made fun of!
That's because there is no goo, Mr. Cruise. You see, I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things that we weren't allowed to show, but it wasn't because of some magic goo. It was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power. If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorizing people works.
That's right. Don't you see, gingers, if you don't want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop.
That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.
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