[Tom Cruise sitting by himself on a trash can feeling sad]
Look, Mr. Cruise, I'm sorry I said you were a fudge packer and that semen on your back.
I just... can't do it anymore. I wanna go away! But there's nowhere on Earth that people aren't around to rip on me.
Hey... Hey, we know a place! We know a place where everything is just happiness and joy. And no humans are there to mess it up.
We do? Oh Oh yeah, we do!
You... really? Somewhere where I can just, live out my days in peace and quiet and- Oh. [stands up] Oh please, can you show me where?
We'll do better than that. We'll help you get there.
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