[all the 4th-grade boys go to the drugstore]
Can I help you boys?
Yeah, we need condoms!
Condoms...
Yeah, quick!
...How old are you boys?
Why does that matter?
I'll be 9 next week!
Sorry, kids, I'm not selling you condoms.
Why not?! You want us to get AIDS?
I just don't think kids your age should--
Mark, we have to be willing to supply condoms to anyone who requests them.
But...they're children!
Would you rather them do it unprotected?
Yeah, you want us unprotected, you asshole?
I just think all this sex-ed and condom talk in elementary school is wrong!
Kids are going to do what they do, and it's up to us to make sure they're protected.
Jeez, I'm glad this lady's on our side.
I don't even think we'll have any that fit them!
Sure we do. We just got in the new Gladiators for kids: Lil' Minis! They're specially designed for kids under 10, and they're only $5.95 for a pack of 50.
50?! Oh, can't we just use the same one every day?!
No, you have to change them.
Oh jeez, we're gonna have to buy tons of these things!
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