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South Park · Season 5, Episode 7

Chef, Sheila and others in “Proper Condom Use”

CChef

The right time to start having sex is 17.

Sheila

So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?

CChef

Nope, just 17.

GGerald

But what if you're not ready at 17?

CChef

17, you're ready.

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