[screams]
STANLEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, Sparky, red rocket! :[everyone is shocked]
STANLEY, YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
My room? Why?
Go, Stanley! [Stan goes straight to his room; chuckles nervously] He gets very good grades. [Later, in Stan's room; sternly] Stanley, do you know why you're being grounded for ten months?
No.
Beating off the dog is not appropriate when we have company. [Sharon glares at him] Uh, I mean ever- beating off the dog is not appropriate ever.
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