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S28 E4

South Park · Season 28, Episode 4

Yates and Hegseth in “Turkey Trot”

Alright, I sure don't wanna tango with you guys. How about you just press this secret button in the floor here, and the jail cell doors will all open.

HHegseth

[bending over, looking at the floor] The secret button?

Yeah, you see, it's right there! [kicks Hegseth in the ass, knocking him over] Now get your little bitch ass out of my town.

HHegseth

Oh, you-! I dare you to do that again!

[Cut to Yates doing that again, this time kicking Hegseth out of the police station's front doors]

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