“Taming Strange” quotes from South Park

Kyle

Hey Ike, how's it going?

Get out of my room, Kyle! I'm on my computer!

Kyle

I just wanted to see if maybe you want to do fingerpaints with me.

Do I look like I wanna do fuckin' fingerpaints?! Look at the fuckin' zits on my face!

Kyle

Ike, I just want us to be friends again.

Then stop harassing me, bro! You don't know what it's like to be a baby goin' through puberty! I don't know whether to watch Yo Gabba Gabba or go out and tame some strange!

Kyle

Yeah, let's watch Yo Gabba Gabba, like old times.

Kyle

Hey, Ike.

Get out of my room, Kyle! I'm playing trucks!

Kyle

Ike, I'm sorry, but I couldn't get us out of school Friday. I can't take you to Yo Gabba Gabba Live.

You promised!

Kyle

I couldn't get in to see the principal, Ike.

Well what am I supposed to do, go see it myself?! I'm a little baby! Who's gonna hold my fuckin' hand?! You don't give a shit about how I feel!

Kyle

Ike, I do! I just-

You just love pushing me around! Is that what you wanna do, Kyle?! Kick the baby?! Well alrighty bro! Come on, Kyle! Kick the baby! Come on bro! Kick the fuckin' baby! Let's see you try it, wuss!

It was a mistake.

What?

Trying to reform Canada's healthcare system and being too stubborn to admit it wasn't working. Even when my wife said the system was too complicated, I wouldn't listen.

Oh, Terry, I was just trying to get your attention. I'm sorry I queefed in your face.

I deserved it. Anyone who thinks streamlining healthcare into an integrated computer system would go smoothly deserves a giant queef in their face.

Kyle

[enters the living room] Ike?

Kyle! It's Dora the Explorer!

Come on, let's climb the mountain.

Kyle

It sure is. Do you want me to watch it with you, Ike?

Yay!

We made it all the way to the top.

Oh man, I wouldn't mind hittin' that. I bet she's got that hot Pureto Rican strange.

Kyle

Yeah, I bet she does.