Mom, Dad, I dreamt I was in Imaginationland and, and terrorists attacked it.
You are in Imaginationland! This is a dream.
FMFanciful Mayor
Hey, wake up, stupid! C'mon, wake up, kid!
[wakes up] No, wait! I was back home in bed!
FMFanciful Mayor
No, you passed out and peed your pants!
CCinderella
[points] Look! The evil of Imaginationland is coming out!
[The evil characters break loose from the bad side, the characters from the good side flea. (uncensored part) Mickey Mouse's head is shot]
TTerroists
Allah! [got knocked by an evil character from the bad side]
[the portal begins to act violently. Lightning shoots out and it changes color frequently. Everyone backs away]
Talk to me! What's going on?!
[The guard comes in with Kyle and Cartman]
LTLead Tech
Something is coming through the gate from the other side.
[a few moments later, ManBearPig walks through]
T3Tech 3
It's like a half-man, half-bear!
LTLead Tech
And half-pig!
[ManBearPig grabs the tech and slams him against the portal's supporting wall]
T4Tech 4
Oh! No-no, wait! It's like a half-bear, half-man-pig!
[ManBearPig rips the tech's head off and tosses it towards the general. Everyone scatters]
[ManBearPig jumps over and grabs the tech at both ends]
T3Tech 3
No! I think it's more like a half-man, and half-pig-bear!
[ManBearPig rips him in two at the waist]
Reverse the doorway! Send it back through!
[Kyle screams and runs away, but ManBearPig scoops him up]
[a dying tech pushes the red button at his station as he drops to the floor. Lightning flashes into the room as a tractor beam pulls Stan into the portal. ManBearPig resists the pull, but crushes Kyle in its hand for several seconds. Kyle lets out a dying scream as ManBearPig lets go of him as the tractor beam finally pulls it in. Kyle falls on the floor, blue in the face]
[Kyle is attempted to be revived through a defibrillator]
PParamedic
Clear! [sends power through the paddles. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet. The paramedic removes the paddles] I'm sorry. He's gone.
No! Kyle can't die. [gets on his knees and checks various parts of his body for a pulse]
PParamedic
I'm sorry, young man.
PParamedic
Well, at least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls.
[enraged] Nooo! [begins giving Kyle CPR] No, he has a strong heart! He wants to live! Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy!
[to the paramedic] Zap him again! [opens Kyle's coat and shirt] Do it!
[the paramedic places the paddles back on Kyle's body]
[the paramedic fires away. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet.]
Get out of here! [goes back to giving Kyle CPR. A woman covers her eyes in despair] Goddammit, Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life! Now fight! [smacks Kyle around] Fight! Fight! Right now! [begins to break down] Fight! Fiiight! Fight! [slams down hard on his chest]
[Kyle coughs, then comes to. Cartman begins to weep happily]
Give him some air. [an oxygen mask appears and Cartman places it over Kyle's nose and mouth] There, easy. Breathe easy. [weeps softly some more]
