[the portal begins to act violently. Lightning shoots out and it changes color frequently. Everyone backs away]
Talk to me! What's going on?!
[The guard comes in with Kyle and Cartman]
Something is coming through the gate from the other side.
[a few moments later, ManBearPig walks through]
What is it?!
It's like a half-man, half-bear!
And half-pig!
[ManBearPig grabs the tech and slams him against the portal's supporting wall]
Oh! No-no, wait! It's like a half-bear, half-man-pig!
[ManBearPig rips the tech's head off and tosses it towards the general. Everyone scatters]
Look out!
[ManBearPig jumps over and grabs the tech at both ends]
No! I think it's more like a half-man, and half-pig-bear!
[ManBearPig rips him in two at the waist]
Reverse the doorway! Send it back through!
[Kyle screams and runs away, but ManBearPig scoops him up]
Kyle!
[a dying tech pushes the red button at his station as he drops to the floor. Lightning flashes into the room as a tractor beam pulls Stan into the portal. ManBearPig resists the pull, but crushes Kyle in its hand for several seconds. Kyle lets out a dying scream as ManBearPig lets go of him as the tractor beam finally pulls it in. Kyle falls on the floor, blue in the face]
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