[Kyle is attempted to be revived through a defibrillator]
Clear! [sends power through the paddles. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet. The paramedic removes the paddles] I'm sorry. He's gone.
No! Kyle can't die. [gets on his knees and checks various parts of his body for a pulse]
I'm sorry, young man.
Kyle?
Well, at least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls.
[enraged] Nooo! [begins giving Kyle CPR] No, he has a strong heart! He wants to live! Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy!
He's gone, little boy.
[to the paramedic] Zap him again! [opens Kyle's coat and shirt] Do it!
Charging.
Do it!
[the paramedic places the paddles back on Kyle's body]
Come on, buddy.
Clear.
Come on, buddy.
[the paramedic fires away. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet.]
Get out of here! [goes back to giving Kyle CPR. A woman covers her eyes in despair] Goddammit, Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life! Now fight! [smacks Kyle around] Fight! Fight! Right now! [begins to break down] Fight! Fiiight! Fight! [slams down hard on his chest]
[Kyle coughs, then comes to. Cartman begins to weep happily]
Give him some air. [an oxygen mask appears and Cartman places it over Kyle's nose and mouth] There, easy. Breathe easy. [weeps softly some more]
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