Oh, all right, I'd like to solve the puzzle: ...NIGGERS!
“With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” · Season 11, Episode 1
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Stan Marsh (2), Randy Marsh (2), Token (2), Nelson (2), Principal Victoria (1)
Stacy, go ahead and send in Eric Cartman.
[Cartman enters the room and starts laughing as uncontrollably as he did before at Dr. Nelson]
Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about how you react to little people.
Oh, oh- did I hurt his little feelings? Ha ha ha!
You know, you think you have the power to make me insecure, but your words are actually completely powerless.
Oh-oh-oh-oh! If we could get, like, 8 of these, we can dress them all up like little beavers, right? And then put them in a pond, and see if they build a dam!
Dr. Nelson [as Cartman continues laughing at him]: You see? No matter what you say, I'm still standing!
Barely!
No matter how you act, I can rise above it!
"Rise above it!" Get it?
[his face is now blushing in anger] SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Mr. Nelson!
Dr. Nelson [as Cartman laughs at him again]: He didn't get to me. I was just joking.
Look, look how his face is all red. He's like a little strawberry.
Arrgh!
I get it now. After that little person talked the other day, I understand how you feel about somebody saying the N-word.
So black people are midgets?
Goddamn it!
Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
[Token walks away; long pause]
He told my dad he was.
KKids
[after Cartman enters the gym] Hello, fatso.
Ey! What the hell is that? You think that's fucking funny?! Kyle, did you put everyone up to this? I bet you did! What the hell is going on?
Now you know how it feels.
[Cartman starts laughing again]
You better shut up or I'm gonna kick your ass!
All right, all right, who is the freaking genius who dressed it up in little suspenders? Clyde, was that you?
Words with venom, words that bind, Words used like weapons to cloud my mind./I'm a person, I'm a man, but no matter how I try,/People just say, "Hey! There's that Nigger Guy."/Everywhere I go it's always the same,/Everyone just thinks of me as that one single name./"Hey Nigger Guy!" "Nigger Guy!" "Hi Nigger Guy!" Stop!/Now go, call me Nigger Guy, fill me with your hate,/Try to bring me down, boop bop you're too late./When will it end? Will there ever be a time/Where I can be thought of as more than just Nigger Guy? [Pause] Respect.
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