South Park · Season 10, Episode 14
“Stanley's Cup” · Season 10, Episode 14
In this episode: Randy Marsh (3), County official (3), Stan Marsh (2), Dr. Doctor (1)
[the county official takes out a record player and it begins playing a bass rhythm]
Stan Marsh is a bright young man. He's got a great family, a promising paper route. Only problem is... [record scratch] ...his bike's been impounded! But now, he's about to find out that getting his bike back isn't so easy!
Stan Marsh is a washed-up fourth grader. He's got no job, no bicycle And his only way out is to coach... [record scratch] ...a pee-wee hockey team! And now, he's about to find out that to coach, you've got to grow.
Stan Marsh is always lived a carefree life. But in the blink of an eye, what seemed important before can all be put in prospective. Stan Marsh is...bumming on Cancer.
Coach, I have to go potty!
Alright, fine, go ahead.
By myself?
Just hold it a while, okay?
What does "passing" mean?
When you shoot the puck to another player!
My mommy says I'm as big as the sky!
Coach, Morgan spit on my foot!
I did NOT!
Alright, alright! SHUT UP!
Coach, please don't let us lose to Adams County. My daddy will beat me again.
Your mother's been worried sick! And I've been watching TV.
Have you forgotten what happened all those years ago? Or are you just trying to make up for it?
[frustrated] What are you talking about?
Your pee-wee hockey game! At the Pepsi Center? In-between periods of the Colorado Avalanche?
I remember going to Shakey's afterwards...
That kid's got as much hope as Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays.
And Stan, don't forget: win or lose...that's the only choices you have. Win or lose.
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