Of course, we could always take me boat, aye.
“It's Christmas in Canada” · Season 7, Episode 15
In this episode: Kyle Broflovski (9), Eric Cartman (5), Stan Marsh (5), Rick (5), Mime (4), Steve the Newfoundlander (3), Harry Gints (3), Saddam Hussein (2)
[acting as the Prime Minister of Canada] Uh, don't mind that guy hiding in the spider hole, he's just my friend.
Uh, don't shoot! I want to negotiate! Hey, relax!
[Cartman's watch goes off]
What is that?
It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas day and...I'm in Canada.
Well yeah, but I-I got my brother back!
Yeah, you got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! And what did I tell you, Kyle? [takes off his mittens] I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was going to whoop your ass, didn't I? [takes off his coat, bunches it up, and throws it aside]
Dude, come on.
Well, now you're going to get it, motherfucker! That's right, you and me, right now; we're having it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!
[Kyle lightly slaps Cartman, causing him to enter a daze; he snaps out of it and wails uncontrollably]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
RPRick, the Proud Mountie
Hey, come on boys! You can spend Christmas with us, Canada style!
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