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South Park · Season 7, Episode 7

“Red Man's Greed” quotes from South Park

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“Red Man's Greed” · Season 7, Episode 7

In this episode: Randy Marsh (6), Stan Marsh (3), Indian Chief (3), Eric Cartman (2), Mr. Garrison (1), Principal Victoria (1)

You totally had it! You had enough to save the town and then some.

Stan? Okay? You just don't understand the fine points of gambling. You're never supposed to stop when you're on a winning streak.

A winning streak??!! You played one game!!!!

Stan? Okay?

What???

All right? Stan? Okay?

You people just got greedy, like the Native Americans!

Hey, mister!! We're not like them, all right?! Now, we may have pie in the sky dreams once in a while, but we aren't the ones kicking people out of their homes! So don't you compare us to those cold-hearted, money-grubbing, evil stinky Indians! I'm sorry, Native Americans.

Stanley, listen to me. I have SARS. There's only a 98% percent chance that I will live.

No Dad, No!

Listen Stan! SARS is destroying our people. The Native Americans put it in the blankets they gave us. Soon there will be only 98% of us left.

Man, Indians have it good, huh?

Now Eric, they're called Native Americans, remember? Show some respect.

The boys are standing off against the Indian casino and their bulldozers about to level South Park. At first, they're on their own, but then they hear some singing in the distance that gets louder and louder - it's the entire adult population of South Park, marching down the street and from up on the rooftops, united to defend their town and defiantly singing "Love is a Battlefield" in a cappella.

CSCitizenry of South Park

We are strong

No one can tell us we're wrong

Searching our hearts for so lo-o-ong

All of us knowing

Love is a battlefield!

This land is not for sale.

Dammit! I thought you said they were dealt with!

CSChief's assistant

T-they were!

Sorry, charlies! You can just keep your filthy, bastard, Indian money! [tears up a check]

[aside to Garrison] Filthy, bastard, Native American money.

O-oh right, sorry about that!

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