Wait right here, Stan, I warn you, you may not like what you see.
[Butters goes into the closet]
We have to teach our parents a lesson. Show them they can't play with our emotions like that.
[Butters comes out of the closet, dressed as Professor Chaos]
Hahahahahaa!! Now you know my terrible secret!
You're gay? It's fine if you're gay, Butters, I don't care.
Huh? No, I'm Professor Chaos!
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