Oh, wow, really? That's so awesome. Now I'll really work to be successful!
FCFuture Cartman
Right on!
Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid! Just for that, I'm going to spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doing drugs when I want! Whatever, I'll do what I want!
FCFuture Cartman
No! Wait!
[The future Cartman turns into a fat mechanic]
FCFuture Cartman
Ah, goddamn it!
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