Oh, well hello there, children.
Chef, we did something kind of bad.
Oh, I'm sure your little cracker problems ain't all that bad. Come on in. Now, just sit down and take a deep breath and tell old Chef what's going on.
We killed our teacher and they found our sea men in her stomach.
Oh, children, that's a problem we all have to face at one time or another. Here: let me sing you a little song that might cheer you up. Sometimes you kill your teacher/And they find your semen in her stomach/And-
[Chef suddenly realizes what the boys said.]
--Wait! What the--WHAT?!
So what should we do?
[Chef quietly and wordlessly pushes the couch where the boys are sitting outside and shuts the door]
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