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“Fat Camp” · Season 4, Episode 15
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Stan Marsh (3), Kyle Broflovski (2), Mr. Garrison (1), Mr. Mackey (1), Rick (1)
Chef, what's a prostitute?
CChef
Dagnabbit children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! "Chef, what's a clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a 'rimjob', Chef?" For once, can't you just come in here and say "Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?"
Okay. Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?
CChef
It sure is!
Chef, what's a prostitute?
Hello, camper! My name is Rick. How are you doing?
Well, I'm pissed off, Rick! How are you?
All right, I don't know who the hell put you all up to this, but I am not going to some gay-ass fat camp!
Now, Eric, all these people are doing this because we care about you, m'kay?
Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face when we told you.
[after the fake Kenny suffocates in Miss Crabtree's uterus] Oh my God! They killed Kenny! ...sort of.
Yeah, they killed Kenny! ...'s look-alike. You bastards!
Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were fat, but grew into their bodies when they got older.
LCLiane Cartman
Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.
Dude. I don't know if I'm going to like the new Eric Cartman.
Did you like the old one?
Good point.
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