South Park · Season 2, Episode 15
“Spookyfish” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Kyle Broflovski (3), Stan Marsh (1), Randy Marsh (1), Sharon Marsh (1), Kenny McCormick (1)
Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
So you just built your store on top of an Indian burial ground?
Hell no! I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and then buried them again upside-down.
Why?
Why? I don't know why, I was drunk!
Did you get the pumpkin, Kenny?
Uh-huh. [puts a squash on the table]
What the heck is that?
It's all I could afford!
[singing] You guys are my best friends
Through thick and thin, we've always been together
Four of kind, having fun all day
Palling around, and laughing away
Just best friends, best friends are we!
I love you, guys.
Sharon,
Yes Hun?
There's a policeman being held prisoner in our basement.
Yes, Hun, I had to restrain him so he wouldn't find the bodies in the back yard and take our baby away.
Why did you take his pants off?
Sharon doesn't reply
... Sh ... Sharon ... Why did you take his pants off?
[singing] You guys are hella-stupid, you guys are hella-lame, you guys are hella-dumb, hella, hella, hella!
Damn it!
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