Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
SOShop Owner
Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
So you just built your store on top of an Indian burial ground?
SOShop Owner
Hell no! I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and then buried them again upside-down.
Why?
SOShop Owner
Why? I don't know why, I was drunk!
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