Give it to me straight, doc! I can take it.
You have L.B.S.
(gasps) Leading Boy Syndrome?!
No. Lack of Book Syndrome! Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome! LBS is also the abbreviation of pounds, (starts poking Chad), which is what you are going to gain if you don't stop watching yourself on T.V.
Can't you just cut my pants off? You know how you do?
Read two books, then call me in the morning, Mr. Cooper. (hands Chad a prescription)
(Looks at prescription) Actually it's Dylan Cooper.
Not anymore, I removed your Dylan while you were under.
NO! What did you do to it?!
I gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it! (Opens curtains to reveal Grady)
Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Just got my Dylan. I've been waiting for 2 years!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (cries) WHY?!
(Chad wakes up)
I must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books. That was horrible! (closes book)
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