[Frantically making hot cocoa while a bell keeps ringing] Coming! I'm coming!
You know, if you give him the cocoa, he's never going to leave.
...How did he ring the bell?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe you didn't even thank me for saving your life.
(holding back Dakota) Look, I will have you know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.
Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.
Acting.
Choking.
Acting.
Choking!
Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.
Don't make me take off my shoe!
Get over here!
I will hit you in a minute if you keep on lying.
Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!
Hey Monroe, gimme your muffin!
Anything you want!
Hi Chad! How about joining me for lunch?
Oh hi Dakota. Yeah I'd love to. Actually I'm due on set for rehearsal.
Not if my daddy cancels your show.
(high voice) Oh what are we having?
Hi Chad. How would the greatest actor of this generation like to buy a box of cookies?
(takes out money) You had me at greatest actor of this generation.
(with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?
I'm just a cute little girl selling cookies is all.
Well whoever buys from us, will get a free balloon with each purchase!
(pops Sonny's balloon) if you buy it from us I'll give you my autograph!
Well anybody who buys it from us will get my autograph! (flips hair)
Really?!
I've got a box.
YES! we can sell it, and we'll win!
(flirtatiously) Chad....hand us the cookies. We're your friends.
Ugh! Stupid cookie!
I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
MMrs. Mongergoure
Sonny Monroe, you will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny is still crying.]
My friend never got to realize her dream.
I'm not really paying attention. And I can already tell this friend of yours is you.
Well would you or your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
You know what put me down for a box
ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
It's the only record I don't currently hold!
GGilroy
Please give it up for Chad Dylan Cooper!
Hey! (whispering) What are you doing here?
(coughs) I'm here promoting my book.
You wrote a book?
(scoffs) No, I read a book.
GGilroy
Hey, what are you two whispering about [pointing to Chad and Sonny] one of your "secret dates"?
I'm just here to talk about my book.
GGilroy
Actually you're not; I wanted you both here so I could get your reaction to this. Let's roll the clip!
[After clip]
Whoa.
Where did you get that?
GGilroy
Didn't know you were being filmed, huh? Apparently someone in Mackenzie Falls doesn't like Sonny very much. So as we say on the show...GOTCHA!
What? You 'gotched' nothing, alright? That was totally taken out of context.
GGilroy
That's what I do! If I were to wait for things to be in context I would not have a show. Still, seems the two of you have little something, something going on... care to comment?
Yup! Right after this commercial break!
GGilroy
We're not taking a break.
Well, we are! Let's go. (drags Chad off stage)
You're leaving me here by myself?
Yes.
YES!
Rubber pencil!
I can't believe Gilroy tried to do that to us!
That guy's a jerk. I can't believe I read that book for nothing.
You know, Tawni and I made a pact earlier that we wouldn't tell anyone secrets, and I think that we should probably do the same thing.
Okay fine, I didn't read the book! [Sonny looks at him] Wha-oh, you were talking about the us, (Sonny nods) yeah, we don't have secrets!....Do we?
Uh-I don't know, do we?
I mean, what is that, like us liking each other?
Yeah, I mean I don't really want to talk about my feelings in front of the live studio audience.
Yeah, yeah yeah right, I mean especially feelings we've never talked about before.
Yeah..you have feelings?
Do you have feelings?
I-I mean since you're really asking...it's just the two of us....
Right! I mean there's no cameras this time or anything.
Yeah, I really...I just....
No, listen. It's what I'm here for. [Chad smiles at her) You go first!
No you go first.
No you g- ok same time.
Yeah.
One... two...
I was gonna say that yeah, um, two and a half?
[After she steals Gilroy's remote and Gilroy tries to take it back]No no no! It's time for Tawni Talk! Have a seat!
[Gilroy sits down.]:
GGilroy
The camera's over there.
Oh. Hey America!
[Gilroy takes back remote and turns on monitor.]:
Hey!
That was so much easier to say than I thought it would be.
GGilroy
[Screams] What was easy? What did they say? I almost had them!
Gotcha!
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