Oh, hey Chad.
When's the party starting?
This is it.
(confused) These look like the people who usually WORK at Mackenzie Falls parties.
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(Bumps in the wall and the chair lights up) Yeah, it lights up! It's a cool chair.(rolls away on
(to Sonny) By the end of the week, you're going to fall in love with me.
(in her dream) (knock at door)
knock, knock
Chad
Sonny, hey look what I've got for our rehearsal.Two tubes of lip balm? One for my upper and one for my lower.
(glares at him)
Will you relax? I was just goofing around. Look, I really want to do a good job.
Really?
Yeah. So look, let's take it from the part when the Hot EMT comes in... that's me ha... and says 'tell me where it hurts.'
(stares into Chad's eyes) Wow Chad. You were right. I am getting lost in your eyes. This feels like a dream.
(wakes up) I am dreaming. Oh my gosh! It was just like he said! (knock at door)
Wanna run lines... got two tubes of lip balm. One for my upper and one for my...
NOOO!!! (slams door in his face)
Ow... my lower!
Tawni, you know I'm doing the sketch with Chad.
I know! thats what makes it so hilarious!
I don't wanna be doing any sketches with Chad, let alone one where I faint in his arms!
(Tawni snorts)
That's even more hilarious! Stop! You're killing me! (continues laughing) Have fun rehearsing!
First the nervousness then stumbling and next you'll be dreaming about me and you'll get lost in my eyes, and finally after we kiss, you'll be hooked.
After we what?!
Kiss, four little letters just like my name.
And you're nuts! Four little letters, just like your name!
Now I know what you're doing; you don't wanna look me in the eyes.
Pffft! What are you talking about?
Fine. Then take off the hat.
Fine. (takes off hat to reveal a smaller hat)
You're wearing a hat under a hat? Phew! You had the dream, didn't you?
There is no destiny! There is no you and me! There is no- Wow. I never realized what a deep shade of blue your eyes are.
(snapping out of it) Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!
Ah, getting lost in me eyes. Check! Now then all that's left is the kiss.
(takes off hat) You know what?! I will not kiss you! Not in a million years! You and I don't kiss not now, not ever!
(comes out of nowhere) You two are gonna kiss!
WHAT (shocked)
Let's just get this sketch over with.
Alright, but after it happens, you know we're gonna be in love.
We?
(stammering) Yo-you I said you.
You said we.
OK fine, but we is my nickname for you! We happy?
(walks in her dressing room while talking to her mom on her cellphone and holding a mop with a ribbon in her other hand) Yeah mom I got the mop. No no no no! I love it!
That's your mom. OH MY GOSH your mom is your manager!
Was.
TTammi
My own daughter is firing me!
You guys are coco moco loco! (Tawni and Tammi stares at her) Wow.
[Introducing his puppet Walter to Grady and Nico] Guys, this is my partner, Officer Rothban. He doesn't like a lot of things.
[Sees Chad] Oh my gosh, it's Chad Dylan Cooper! I love your work!
[To Jeff] Oh, thank you.
What are you thanking him for? I'm the one who loves Mackenzie Falls!
How can you like that show? What is the matter with you?
What's the matter with him? What's the matter with you? Dude, he's not real!
At least he has real tastes! [To Rothban] Thank you. [Pats him on the head and leaves]
He touched me! I will never wash my head again!
GNGrady and Nico
To the Cooper pooper!
Hi, Chad! Great episode last night. I laughed, I cried...
I slept right through it.
How is that even possible?
...that Officer Rothban likes something that I don't?
No, that someone could sleep through Mackenzie Falls. [Stomach growls] Gotta get to a meeting. [Goes into his bathroom]
What is the matter with you? Have some respect for the greatest actor of his generation!
When I see Zac Efron, I will!
[Gasps] How dare you!
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