CChaz
Here's your cocoa. (winks)
(smiles)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(mad and hands on her hips) Seriously?
Hot liquid, Sonny. Classic harm's way.
You done?
Uhh...
SCSonny and Chad
(wearing sombreros, staring at each other at a Mexican restaurant)
Happy one week anniversary, my senorita.
And they said we wouldn't last.
SCSonny and Chad
(grabs their tacos and clang them together) Ole!
(sad) Our anniversary?
You know Mexican food makes me gassy, and that would put you in harm's way. See? I'm just looking out for you.
No, you weren't. A stunt double? Really? I mean, I just...I can't-
Spit it out, Sonny.
We're over.
Spit it back in. Spit it back in.
No, you know what? We're done. Our whole relationship has been a lie.
No it hasn't. I just couldn't risk getting hurt.
So instead you hurt me. (leaves)
No, I'd rather set sail on the Titanic. At least those people got a nice meal before they went down.
(sees Chaz in a wheelchair and bandaged all over) What did you do to Chaz Milton Looper?!
We broke him, we broke him bad.
(dressed up like Tawni) Check out my Halloween costume! I went as you!
(dressed up like Sonny) Check it out! I went as you!
STSonny and Tawni
Check it out, we went as each other!
The dude is 8 feet tall. How do you lose 8 feet a dude?
Okay then Zora, we need you to stall. We have 8 feet of dude to find.
No no no!
AAnnouncer
Are you ready to get So Random?
AAnnouncer
Remember all those great songs from summer camp?
TNTawni and Nico
Sure!
AAnnouncer
Well, what about the ones you haven't heard of?
TNTawni and Nico
Haven't heard them!
AAnnouncer
Yes, it's Counselor Jenny (Sonny) and Dan Dan the Guitar Man (Grady) singing the songs that got them fired from over 100 camps. Truly awful songs like "Counselor Spread a Rumor".
(singing) Gather around the campfire spark and hear how Ben's afraid of the dark.
(playing the guitar and singing) He cries at night when the lights go out. He weeps like a baby, he screams and shouts.
SGSonny and Grady
Everyone points when they see him go by. That's the reason he's shy.
AAnnouncer
And that's not all. You'll also get heartless classics like "Your Homesick (But Your Parents Don't Care)".
You cry because your homesick at night.
Yes you do!
You think your parents miss you. You're not right.
You're dead wrong!
GSGrady and Sonny
Your mom and dad are clapping. They don't have to hear your yapping.
And yes they said...
GSGrady and Sonny
Not to call!
AAnnouncer
And the insensitive hits keep on coming!
(singing) A kid got wedgied by the lake last year. The lake last year, the lake last year. A kid got wedgied by the lake last year and now his undies are hanging from a flagpole. (looks menacingly at the the kids)
AAnnouncer
Yes, it's 24 songs, sung by two terrible people!
GSGrady and Sonny
Order now!
(frowns) Or else.
TNTawni and Nico
We will! (reaches for the phone)
No you won't!
(is mad and staring at her lipstick)
(walks in and singing) A kid got wedgied by the lake last year-
(turns to Sonny) What did you do?!
The machine gave me an extra granola bar! What was I suppose to do?! Put it back?
I don't care about that.
Good, cause I didn't.
Well you used my lipstick.
No, I didn't. Trust me, the only thing touching these lips is this granola bar. Followed shortly by this granola bar. (shows Tawni another granola bar)
Well if you didn't use my Cocoa Moco Cocoa then who did?
(eating yogurt) Hey did I get any yogurt on my face?
Question is did you get any in your mouth.
So Zora, who was that cute boy you were flirting with?
I wasn't flirting.
Then why'd you flick a pea at him?
I don't know.
Do you like him?
I don't know.
Does he like you?
I don't know.
What do you know?
That you're annoying me.
But without me she wou-
No! Sonny, every time you sprinkle your rainbows and cheddar dust all over a situation it ends poorly. So don't meddle.
Cut! Take five! Milady on the set! (throws a imaginary lasso at Sonny and pulls the lasso)
(not moving)
(still pulling the lasso)
(shakes her head) Really? Sonny it up?
(wrapping the lasso) Yeah, that's the word you use when meddling just won't do.
(throws the imaginary lasso down) Put that down.
(moves the lasso away)
(talking about Wesley) I'm so proud of him.
What about me?
Oh, you're totally going to Sonny it up.
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