WWesley
(to Sonny) I'm a man, baby.
You're a baby, man!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Oh, so I guess the meddling worked out..
It's for me.
exactly like I thought it would.
Hey ladies. Sonny, how is your boyfriend? (singing) Mine's great. Don't worry Tawni, you'll find your someone.
(stares at Zora blankly) Hey Zora, look what Westley sent.
I was gonna send you a cheese basket. (looks at the cheese basket again) Wait, I was gonna send you that cheese basket. Wesley, you mini-Macking on my girlfriend?
WWesley
I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Big Mac. But there's always someone younger and prettier.
(laughs) It's true. Got some bad news for you though. (puts his arm around Sonny) Sonny would never date an out of work actor.
WWesley
I'm not an out of work actor.
You are now. Security! (security carries Wesley away)
WWesley
Hey! No! No! You'll hear from my agent!
Peace out lil' sucker! See? Big Mack' got your back. (winks)
Gosh, I feel terrible. If I hadn't meddled he'd still have a job and Zora wouldn't be out to get me.
(screams) That sandbag has revenge written all over it! (runs away)
That's what you get when you Sonny it up!
(reading a letter) I like my women like I like my cheese. Sharp. Oh, he thinks i'm sharp. Finely aged. I am two months older than him. And from Wisconsin.
Wisconsin? Who do we know from Wisconsin?
Sonny. The basket's for Sonny. Why is the basket for Sonny?
This is a funny story. He thought that when I asked him for pizza, I was asking him to join me for pizza.
Cradle robber!
(laughs) This is a funny story
Is it bad? Tell me it's not bad.
It's not bad.
Oh good. Good.
(picks up Dakota's bicycle handle and goes to Tawni) It's worse than bad! We ran over Dakota's new bike! We're dead, dead, dead! (crying)
But I was the driver which makes me deader, deader, deader! (crying)
Now we're losers!
(points to locations on the map) Here is where she has her morning temper tantrum, afternoon tantrum, ballet class, and evening tantrum.
This is ridiculous. We're never going to get that bell. It would be easier to get her kidney.
Oh, you want her kidney. That would be this map. (flips the page)
STSonny and Tawni
(screaming in disgust and yells at Zora to put it away)
(turns the paper)
Thank you.
(sleep talking) Find bike thief. Rip head off. Have daddy fire headless body.
Now is our chance.
(cuts the bell)
(sleep talking) Play soccer with bike thief's head. (sits up and still sleep talking) Goal! Yay! (lies back down)
STSonny and Tawni
(run out of the prop house)
This interview is over because you're a crazy lady.
Sonny and Chad sitting in a tree. That's it, just sitting.
Like I'm going to take advice from two guys who are dating their pillows.
I've got a meeting I don't wanna kiss. Miss. That was a kisstake. Mistake. Shut it! (walks off)
NGNico and Grady
Patriots!
Idiots!
(stands up) Oh come on people! Do you really think this is where we're going to have our first kiss? Especially since he has stinky mustard breath?
Yeah! Hey what?
No, no. Doesn't... doesn't bother me at all. (looks at wrist with no watch) Oh look at the time. I gotta call my grandmother in Wisconkiss. Kissconsin. You know what? Shut it, Tawni! (leaves)
Wow, it bothers her more than I hoped it would. Ha, I win.
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