Carol quotes from Soap

Carol

And you're Jodie?

Jodie

You sound surprised.

Carol

You're the suicidal homosexual?

Jodie

Do we have mutual friends?

Carol

Well no, no it just says uh-

Jodie

What did you expect? That I'd be in a dress with a noose around my neck?

Carol

I guess what threw me is that you're so adorable.

Jodie

Most suicidal homosexuals are.

Jodie

I don't know what's with you, Carol. I mean we agree we're coming up here as friends. Then you tell me you've rented a two bedroom cottage. We get here and one room, one bed and knowing I'm gay you're absolutely amazed when I don't turn out to be Burt Reynolds.

Carol

I thought you'd be different here. Away from everything, in the country, all this clean air.

Jodie

Clean air? Carol, I'm a homosexual not an asthmatic.

Carol

Jodie, why can't we live together?

Jodie

Carol, I'm gay. Listen the other night was nice. It really was and I've told you that but I'm still gay. Hey listen occasionally I'll have a burrito, I'm not Mexican.