Eunice Tate-Leitner quotes from Soap

Eunice

It's incredible we have something in common.

Jodie

Yeah, we both date guys.

Corinne

I'm moving in with Peter Campbell... who's also having an affair with mother.

Eunice

Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead?

Corinne

That's the one.

Eunice

I can't believe it. I mean, it took me twenty years to believe she did it with Daddy.

Eunice

Tell mother I won't be home this evening. I'm flying to Washington to cover Congressman McCallum's press conference.

Benson

And then she's gonna cover McCallum.

You sure took your time getting here.

Eunice

Took my time? I'm standing on a ledge in a rainstorm and I took my time. What was I supposed to do? Jump down 38 floors on a messenger to stop him?

No, my luck you'd miss.