Pim quotes from Smiling Friends

Pim

You know, you really should treat Charlie better. He's the only person who would put up with you.

[enraged] Oh, now you've done it. You've just awoken the BEAST!!! [screams as he charges at Pim, and starts strangling him]

Charlie

Hey, Uncle Bilbert, stop!

SHUT UP, CHARLIE!!! THE BEAST IS ALIVE IN ME!!! [keeps strangling Pim]

Charlie

I said, STOP!!!

[chuckles] Good job, Charlie. You did it. You finally did it.

Charlie

[confused] What?

What do you mean, "what"? You stood up to me! I mean, for 30 years, I've been punching you, spitting on you, and treating you like dirt, trying to get you to stand up for yourself. What do you know? You finally did it!

Mr. Landlord?!

Damn, DAMN! Foiled again! Damn you to hell! My ingenious plan, ruined!

Wh-- Why did you do this? I thought you were dead! Why did you pretend to be a beautiful woman?!

You know why, Allan! To hang out with you again! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that damn dirty dog!

[rolls back his sleeves] I'm gonna kill you! [lunges at Mr. Landlord and misses]

We'll meet again, Allan! Till next time...! [runs away on water]

Pim

Allan, are you okay? What happened?

My date turned out to be my landlord and he tricked me, and I... I got a red rocket from him.

Pim

...Oh.

Charlie

You didn't need to say the last part, man. You could've left that off.