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Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Smiling Friends: in 3 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Allan (2), IGBG CEO (2)
Scenes with Gwimbly 3
[With the help of Pim and Allan, Gwimbly goes back to his old video game company, Insane Ground Breaking Games, and meets with his old CEO]
(in between dipping chicken nuggets in at least 7 different sauces and eating them endlessly) Ah, Gwimbly! Nice to see you after all these years! I see your "solo career" is going successfully, hm!
GGwimbly
[ready to rip the CEO's head off, and yelling so loud he audibly distorts his mic] Oh, I swear to God, if I had my Gwimbly GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW I'D-- [runs forward to punch him, but gets held back by Pim]
[after offering to make Gwimbly a skin in a game] Only if you... kiss my nugget. [holds a sauce coated nugget up]
GGwimbly
[enraged] Oh, FUCK YOU!
Are there any other characters from your stupid game?
GGwimbly
Hmm, well, there is my trusty sidekick Mr. Millipede! I wonder what he's up to…
[Hard cut to Mr. Millipede’s tombstone at a graveyard. Gwimbly, holding a bottle of beer, and Pim, feeling sad, look at the tombstone.]
GGwimbly
It's just wrong, man. Mr. Millipede was like a damn brother to me. And I'm gonna say what nobody else is willing to say: America has a fucking fentanyl crisis. [pours the beer onto the grave] Ooh-ooh-ooooohh… [starts to sob]
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Smiling Friends · 70 quotes
