Mr. Frog quotes from Smiling Friends

Mr. Frog

Goodbye.

Charlie

Dude, this house is insane! There's like a thousand rooms in here. You have a gym, you got a theatre, [sees wild animals fighting aggressively to death behind a glass window] and you've even got a beautiful animal sanctuary.

Mr. Frog

Yes. But if I don't get my job back on the Mr. Frog Show, I'll lost it all. Hello.

Pim

Well, first things first, have you thought about just apologising for putting that TMZ reporter in your mouth? That was pretty bad.

Mr. Frog

Hello. But I'm not sorry.

Pim

[thinking] Hm... All right, that definitely makes it harder. Um, let's see... [Mr. Frog appears next to Pim's other side]

Mr. Frog

Um, can I pull your hair?

Pim

[scared] Uh, no. No, please don't.

Charlie

No, no, no, no. Screw apologising! All we have to do is rehabilitate his image.

Pim

I guess we could try to make the world see the good side of Mr. Frog. How hard could that be? [both look at Mr. Frog for a beat; Mr. Frog pauses before suddenly pulling Pim's "hair" on top of his head, later revealed to be an exposed nerve ending] GAHH--!!! [the scene transitions to the next one]

Ey, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, bro. I just wanted to tell you, like, I'm a huge fan, bruh. The TV stuff, the Presidency, everything you ever did man. Like... you wanna fuck my girlfriend?

Mr. Frog

Oh, I can't be bothered.

Hey, the offer still stands, amigo. Look -- [places his keys on Mr. Frog's table] That's us. Room 302, up to you, man.

Haven't heard from you in a while.

Mr. Frog

Yeah, I've been busy.

You know, your mother passed away three months ago. Cancer. She asked about you. Everyone does. Saw you on that TV show, eating that bug or whatever it was. And we all saw you become President. Everyone said to me "Oh, how's your boy doing? You must be so proud of him!" I would nod my head. But I didn't have the heart to tell 'em I was embarrassed. Embarrassed to see you on that TV screen, making a fool of yourself. Making a fool of the Frog name! Do you have any idea -- any idea how hard it's been for me?!

Mr. Frog

I-I'm sorry.

Sorry?! Be sorry for your poor mother, whose last words were "Where is he? Where's my boy? Where's my boy?" No! No! You walked out on this family, and now you come back? Now?! You have the nerve to show your face around here? You're a disgrace! Get out of my house! [turns away from him and cries silently as he leaves] I have no son...