A character in Smiling Friends
Played by David Firth
Smiling Friends · 70 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Smiling Friends: in 4 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (4)
[Charlie and Pim enter into an apartment building]
Uh, Smiling Friends. Are you the one who called?
Shrimp[In a monotone/drone like voice] Yes, I called. It is I, Shrimp. That is my name.
Hey Shrimp, what's going on, man?
ShrimpSIGH. My girlfriend just broke up with me. I am heartbroken.
ShrimpHow do I look, yellow man?
...Y-You look like you're about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow, man.
[drunkenly] Goddamn, Shrimp... you’re just, like... you’re just, like FUCKED, man. [Charlie takes another gulp of his spaghetti drink] And I ain’t even trying to be offensive or nothing like that, but... I don’t know how you had a girlfriend in the first place.
ShrimpThat is why I do not even bother.
Yeah, I know. I’m just saying, you’re just, like... you’re just, like, really, really fucked. I-I genuinely feel bad, it’s not even your fault, man. You’re just a shrimp, you was born like that. You was born like that, you was born a shrimp. You can’t even--... It’s your nature.
W-Wait, you're Shrimpina, right?
My name is Jennifer.
ShrimpI have never met this woman in my entire life.
...Pim, who is this? Where... Where did you meet this woman?
I went where Shrimp told me to go. The cafe on 153 Meep Boulevard.
Pim, there's no cafe at 153, there's a cafe at 158. You went to the wrong place.
W-W... Well, wait a second, what about that thing you said at the cafe? About... like, moving on or something?
Yeah. My boyfriend Jason died in a motorcycle accident a few months ago.
Jesus Christ, man, Pim. Pim. Aauuughh.
ShrimpWhere is Shrimpina?
I have no idea, probably at home? I don't know. P-Pim, did you even see Shrimpina one ti--once?
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