You know, you really should treat Charlie better. He's the only person who would put up with you.
[enraged] Oh, now you've done it. You've just awoken the BEAST!!! [screams as he charges at Pim, and starts strangling him]
Hey, Uncle Bilbert, stop!
SHUT UP, CHARLIE!!! THE BEAST IS ALIVE IN ME!!! [keeps strangling Pim]
I said, STOP!!!
[Charlie punches Bilbert, throwing him off of Pim, and giving him a bloody nose. Bilbert looks up at Charlie standing angrily over him.]
[chuckles] Good job, Charlie. You did it. You finally did it.
[confused] What?
What do you mean, "what"? You stood up to me! I mean, for 30 years, I've been punching you, spitting on you, and treating you like dirt, trying to get you to stand up for yourself. What do you know? You finally did it!
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