Josie quotes from Skins

Chris

Right, I've been to the job centre yeah, and they're a bit.. well they're all fuc—

Josie

Fuddy-duddies.

Chris

Yeah! Yeah, they are fuddy-duddies! Right, they're like, "just queue up here, fill in this box here, don't steal that. Right, it's a load of cra—"

Josie

Cranberry juice. [offers Chris a carton] Would you want...?

Chris

Thanks. Anyway, there's this one lady there, I've never met such a big fat bit—

Josie

Biscuit. [offers Chris a jar] Do you want a biscuit?

Josie

How can I help?

Chris

Well, I'm thinking, seeing as you're a careers officer...

Chris

...I thought.. you could... you know...

Chris

...help me get a job.

Josie

Oh yeah! Totally!

Chris

Yeah!? Fucking ace!

Josie

[quietly] Chris, stop swearing...

Chris

So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick!

Josie

I think one slipped through there Chris...

Chris

[thinks] Stupid punt.

Naomi

  Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got all these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them. So, he goes mad, and wanks off about Ophelia, and ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him!

Josie

  I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet.

Naomi

  Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "soliloquising".