“Right, I've been to the job centre yeah...” – Chris, Skins ... TV Quotes Database

Right, I've been to the job centre yeah, and they're a bit.. well they're all fuc—

Fuddy-duddies.

Yeah! Yeah, they are fuddy-duddies! Right, they're like, "just queue up here, fill in this box here, don't steal that. Right, it's a load of cra—"

Cranberry juice. [offers Chris a carton] Would you want...?

Thanks. Anyway, there's this one lady there, I've never met such a big fat bit—

Biscuit. [offers Chris a jar] Do you want a biscuit?

[Chris takes a biscuit and eats it]

How can I help?

Well, I'm thinking, seeing as you're a careers officer...

[Josie thinks heavily]

...I thought.. you could... you know...

[Josie still thinking heavily]

...help me get a job.

Oh yeah! Totally!

Yeah!? Fucking ace!

[Josie points to a sign that says "Be daring, try to express yourself without swearing."]

[quietly] Chris, stop swearing...

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