“ Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got...” – Naomi, Skins ... TV Quotes Database

[During a fairly uninspiring English lesson]

Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got all these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them. So, he goes mad, and wanks off about Ophelia, and ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him!

Josie

I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet.

Naomi

Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "soliloquising".

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