Mary Morstan quotes from Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes

Interesting thing a tuxedo. Lends distinction to friends and anonymity to waiters.

Mary Morstan

John... John, what is it?

Sherlock Holmes

Well, short version... Not. Dead.

Sherlock Holmes

Bit mean to spring it on you like that, I know... could have given you a heart attack... probably still will... in my defense it was very funny... ok it's not a great defense.

Mary Morstan

Oh no, you’re...

Sherlock Holmes

Oh yes.

Mary Morstan

Oh my god.

Sherlock Holmes

Not quite.

Mary Morstan

You died. You jumped off a roof.

Sherlock Holmes

No.

Mary Morstan

You’re dead.

Sherlock Holmes

No. I’m quite sure I checked. Excuse me. [Dips a napkin into some water and wipes off his fake moustache. Looks at John’s moustache] Does yours rub off, too?

Mary Morstan

Oh my god. Oh my god, do you have any idea what you've done...

Sherlock Holmes

Ok, John, I'm suddenly realizing I probably owe you some sort of an apology.

John Watson

[on Sherlock returning from the dead] Can you believe his nerve?

Mary Morstan

I like him.

Mary Morstan

What are you doing?

John Watson

Having a wash.

Mary Morstan

You’re shaving it off.

John Watson

Well, you hate it.

Mary Morstan

Sherlock hates it.

John Watson

Apparently everyone hates it.

Mary Morstan

Ooh. Are you going to see him again?

John Watson

No, I’m going to work.

Mary Morstan

Oh, and after work are you going to see him again?

John Watson

No.

Mary Morstan

God, I had six months of bristly kisses for me and his nibs turns up...

John Watson

I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes.

Mary Morstan

You should put that on a t-shirt.