Interesting thing a tuxedo. Lends distinction to friends and anonymity to waiters.
John... John, what is it?
Well, short version... Not. Dead.
Bit mean to spring it on you like that, I know... could have given you a heart attack... probably still will... in my defense it was very funny... ok it's not a great defense.
Oh no, you’re...
Oh yes.
Oh my god.
Not quite.
You died. You jumped off a roof.
No.
You’re dead.
No. I’m quite sure I checked. Excuse me. [Dips a napkin into some water and wipes off his fake moustache. Looks at John’s moustache] Does yours rub off, too?
Oh my god. Oh my god, do you have any idea what you've done...
Ok, John, I'm suddenly realizing I probably owe you some sort of an apology.
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