Chefo quotes from Sea Patrol

Kate

Hello, sailors. How are you both feeling?

Spider

Oh, much better, thank you, ma’am.

Buffer

X, I am so hungry, I could eat the sleep out of a cow’s eye.

ET

Well, that’s good, mate, ‘cause I think Chefo just ordered for you.

Chefo

That’s right. I’ve got crabs if you boys want ‘em. That’s not what I meant. That is... I’m out of here.

Spider

[On a tape of Chefo’s engagement drinks, pretending to be the X.] Chefo, you big spunk. I’m spewing you’re engaged. Because you’re a very, very able seaman.

Chefo

Thanks for noticing, X!

Spider

If I wasn’t such a... ice queen who only cares about her career I reckon... I might have babies with you.

Spider

How are we gonna get him back?

Buffer

Sir will just ask nice and polite and they’ll send him over on a line.

Chefo

And if Spicy Donger says no, we storm the boat and tear their heads off.

Spider

Buff, look.

Buffer

They’ve got him in hotpants.

Chefo

They’ll pay. Oh, they’ll pay big time.

Buffer

Nice of you to join us, Spider. Hurry up and get your antiflash gear on. Chefo can’t operate that 50-cal in his own.

Spider

Sorry, Buff!

Chefo

You heard the man! Smurf up!